THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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