It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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