After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
what day is it and did you see me today?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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