doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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