chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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