I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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