actually, I'm a sock model
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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