Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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