Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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