Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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