You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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