my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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