so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just invented taco cereal.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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