I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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