I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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