Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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