Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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