I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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