we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I need water and some morals
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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