Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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