Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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