oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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