i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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