There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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