i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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