She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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