did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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