Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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