i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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