hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Randomize