I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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