is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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