I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
