Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
