Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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