What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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