How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
operation have a gay friend backfired
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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