haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Dick very happy bro
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