I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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