yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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