Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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