BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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