been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
