she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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