My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
