ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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