If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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