dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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