are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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