I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
