we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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