We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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