And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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